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spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • extrovhert:

    sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

    (via hotboyproblems)

  • holysimba:

    Hairdresser: do you like it?
    Me: yes thank you

    *goes home and cries*

    (via hotboyproblems)

  • mahhnoorr:

    Real men don’t flirt, they nikaah.

    (via iqranazir)

  • sharonosbourne:

    thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out

    (via joshpeck)

  • 30 second ads on YouTube can go to hell amirite

  • co-ver:

    Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

  • I just got threatened with negative feedback on eBay
    Only God can help me now

  • oeias:

    we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

    (via hotboyproblems)

  • My reaction caught on camera when this fat cow took my parking spot from in front of my face.
Eid Mubarak

    My reaction caught on camera when this fat cow took my parking spot from in front of my face.
    Eid Mubarak

  • certains:

    stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

    (via stability)

  • holyghoul:

    im just a human bean

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • Bring on Winter
    Dhuhr Asr and Maghrib with the same wudhu

  • racistmom:

    2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

    (via sueeatart-deactivated20141011)